Don't Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 19:21:40 PST
Subject: Don't Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
[Goon Show extract:]
Moriarty: Stop the car!
Moriarty: I thought I saw a greek urn buried in the sand back there.
Thynne: What's a greek urn?
Moriarty: ... It's a vase made by Greeks for storing liquid.
Thynne: ... I wasn't expecting that answer.
Moriarty: Neither were quite a few smart-alec listeners.
© 1992 Peter Langston